So you're here. I guess you're looking for inspiration of a devilishly calorific culinary delight.

Sweet treats and savoury delights with only the simplest of rules.

Foods must not be:

• Low Fat
• Low Calorie
• Low or zero sugar
• Low or zero salt
• High Fibre
• From the "Healthy Eating" or "Good for you" type ranges

Foods must:

• Make you go "mmmmMMMMMMMMmmmM!"
• Make you feel guilty about eating them
• Require an "Oh sod it!" attitude to prevail
• Make you think (briefly) about a new gym membership

OK, here endeth the rules. Go and add you favourite foods to the list and start praying the great god of the random number generator will smile upon you and grant you the treats of your dreams.

PS: I've billed this to Evolution.

PS2: I can't spend too much of my weekend doing this or Steph will kill me.